We were trying to escape a Chinese prison, low security, with western style toilets.  We were there because a General was mad at us.  Erica was 5’6` and Chinese.  We had only recently met, but already knew we’d be together once we got out.

Bartendress at SpringHill Valley Forge is not the most engaging, but is responsive, polite, and makes strong drinks.

Dear cyclists, a tiny 9 led flashing lamp at half power does not make you visible enough to justify you running a stop sign, at night, on a busy 2-lane road, with no street lamps, with traffic both directions and no stop except from your side.

only middle seat for me and over 3 hour flight.  ick!  were 31 upgrade requests when first checked in full.

wow.  30 mins from driveway thru security.  also, morris bridge is open.

This pork must be GMO, because it tastes sofa king amazing.  It’s addictive… Like crack…

sign says Waco, 4 miles, 32 mins

Apple now requires three security questions. All of them suck.

Either deep deep memory, or 100% ephemeral such as `favorite blah`.

This is entirely unacceptable. I should not be required to provide

this lebel of detailed information to make a simple, tiny purchase.

Even the new password requirements were annoying; however, this is

racketeering. `Give us this extra info or you cannot have what you

already paid for.

I request that everyone call or open a web chat to complain about this

if it in any way irritates you.